Okay, so it’s been awhile since I’ve dished out some juicy pellets of the stuff we love to stick our fingers in. You know, those Dairy Queen swirls of Pig Droppings that we’ve all learned to refer to as Pig Poop. I find poop every day and I have been remiss in not sharing the poop with all of you. So STFU, sit back and enjoy the latest insatllment. NOTE: Please submit your POOP to the Pig.
I’m not the only one who hates Ohio State!!! But I am a new fan of an NFL quarterback. It sure is ballsy to be the starting quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals (Yes, Cincinnati OHIO) and then start bad mouthing their beloved Buckeyes. However, that is exactly what Carson Palmer did. While on-air with some USC (his alma mater) sports talk radio jocks, Palmer just unloaded on the team from Columbus. “I’m really getting sick of it and I just can’t wait for this game to get here so they can come out to the Coliseum and experience LA and get an old-fashioned Pac-10 butt-whoopin’ and go back to the Big Ten.” Read the rest of the POOP!!!
Add a caption:
1. “If I scratch your balls will you PROMISE to throw strikes?”
2. “Turn your head to the left and cough.”
3. “You weren’t kidding…the LEFT one is bigger than the RIGHT one.”
Would you eat Pig Poop to watch a Minor League Baseball game? Okay, then how about eating a great big juicy beetle? No, I’m not talking about Paul or Ringo. I bet the marketing department of the Madison Mallards didn’t think they’d get as many as 250 fans to crunch down on the tasty bug but they did. At about $30 per seat, it added up to a $7500 giveaway. Let’s just hope that the people who downed the tasty little morsel purchased several $8.00 Beers (credit STBF) to wash down that white gushy stuff inside those crunchy bugs. POOP!!!
If you ever start wondering why people hate the Yankees…Well, it could be that they have some of the worst fans in the world. Sure, it’s okay to be a Yankee fan and hate the Boston Red Sox. In fact, you wouldn’t be much of a fan if you didn’t hate the Sox. Buy your ticket, sit in your seat and boo your freaking self blind if you want to. Just explain to me how you can even look in the mirror when you start taking it to a pregnant woman? Red Sox pitcher Jonathan Paplebon and his pregnant wife were in the All Star parade when fans started hurling insults and death threats towards the couple. ALL because Paplebon said he would welcome closing out the all star game in Yankee Stadium. POOP!!!
How much do you forgive a sports chick when she’s smoking hott? Well, Michelle Wie is absolutely gorgeous. Even if you don’t care for Asian chicks…You would have to do a double take at Wie. So why is it that when you’re that hott…that you have to be so dumb? Nope…blondes don’t have a monopoly on dizzyness. Wie who was playing some of her best golf ever, decided to leave the course without signing her score card? DISQUALIFIED POOP!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Let’s see. If you’re running a gay website and you’re trying to get people to visit your website, what could you do? Well, apparently you use photographs of Cleveland Browns quarterback Brady Quinn to spark interest. POOP!!!
ShooterB should be AMPED UP about this trade!!! The Philadelphia Phillies are battling the New York Mets for first place in the National League East division. The Phillies could use some help in their starting rotation. Are you following me so far? Now most teams and general managers would go out and get a pitcher who could help them win some games. INSTEAD, the Phillies went out and traded for the starting pitcher who is leading major league baseball in LOSSES!!! Hello VEGAS, cancel my bet on Philly winning the NL East. POOP!!!
Miracle will be proud to know that Ichiro Suzuki is a CUSSING MACHINE!!! In fact, I think we should send him an invite to the cussing blog and make him an honorary member of the mythical “clique”. If you didn’t know the secret of the American Leagues dominance over the National League in the All Star game, I will fill you in on it. The secret is foul language, cussing, swearing, potty mouth, etc… Ever since 2001Ichiro has blasted the National League with a profanity ridden pep talk. HEY, if it works then you gotta just keep going with it. Now the National League knows the secret so they are going to get Cubs Outfielder FUKUDOME (pronounced: Fuck You Do Me) to give his cussing pep talk before next years game. POOP!!!
NON-SPORTS TOPIC: Just wondering if anyone else is wondering. Why did we need another movie about Harry Houdini the magician? Haven’t we been seeing movies about Houdini for long enough? Could it have been the modest success of a few magician movies over the last few years. The Illusionist and the other one with Ed Norton and Jennifer Beals (HOTT)? So the Weinstein Company throws $20 Million into YET ANOTHER movie about Houdini and it makes about $57 in it’s first weekend in the U.S. Well, you great big DUMB-ASSES!!! You released it the same weekend as the “greatest movie ever” was released. Of course I’m talking about the Batman Movie… POOP!!!
Okay…that’s enough poop for now. I had more poop but the picture feature is not working so I’ll hold onto the poop for a few weeks and hit you with a double shot of poop next time.
10 comments ↓
I know my loyalties are confusing…but my teams are actually the Philly Eagles, but the Pittsburgh Pirates in baseball. Not exactly sure why, other than I didn’t know what the hell I was doing as a kid…but I stuck with it. If New Mexico would just sack up and get a pro team of their own, I could jump off the Pirate ship and swim like hell.
I can’t tell you how annoyed I am with Hollywood, and the way they piggy-back (no offense) movies all the time. Can’t have just one Columbus movie. Can’t have just one Wyatt Earp movie. They even had 2 asteroid movies come out at about the same time. I guess when they make a movie, they have bunch of useless props and sets left over…so they figure why not milk a few more dollars and sell the shit to someone else for them to make a copycat. Wonder if they do the same in porn. Just hire someone to hose down the nurse’s table, rake the haystack…and make another movie.
Michelle could see my Wee… but my old lady calls it a Whoah
At least with porn, I don’t care. As long as the nurses change, I could care less about the nurses table. I’m also looking forward to the sequel to Lindsey Lohan’s “I know who killed me”. What a gripping story with epic performances about a college student who writes about a pole dancer who turns out to be her twin sister. I read the back and figured…Anything about a stripper is four stars in my book.
Curtis…AHHHH yes Michelle. That sweet, nubile little sweetie. I wonder who she fired for her own little fuck up.
Wee is 18? She’ll never amount to squat on the tour so Weeeeeeeeee it’s time for a Hustler photo shoot. Hell with Playboy, she needs to be in Hustler, Juggs, Big Uns, Velvet, Skank, Wank, Shank, Lesbian Prank………Doesn’t matter, show us your tits!
What the hell is up with that Pirates picture? Is that they’re idea of warming up?
As for Blanton, I think that’s a trade that will end in tears.
funny stuff piggy. You should do this thing more often.
Caption: Is that my wallet?
Hey there’s the pic.
He’s either saying “Cough”
Or “Dear Lord, what are you hiding in there?”
You guys are all wrong about the caption. The catcher just misunderstood when the pitcher suggested that it was time to unleash the high hard one.
No, he’s saying
Forget the spit ball
Hey Piggy sorry for the lateness of this comment. Blanton isn’t the answer, I love Carson Palmer and Jon Papelbon and the Brady Quinn story is hilarious. If I could speak Japanese I bet we could find some great quotes from Ichiro. Dude looks like a cool guy who pumps a lot of chicks.
Leave a Comment